I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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