Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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