Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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