i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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