U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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