ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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