Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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