What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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