is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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