remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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