I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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