i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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