will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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