shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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