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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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