i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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