I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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