is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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