But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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