i just google imaged poop.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Randomize