I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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