I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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