A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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