Banned from zoo.
Again?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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