I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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