He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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