it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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