Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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