Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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