So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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