so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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