idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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