Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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