I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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