The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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