i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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