that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
honey bunches of taint.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
