I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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