haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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