"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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