garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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