I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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