literally had 100 drinks last night.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity