weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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