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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.

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• (845): View more from New York

  What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know

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• (845): View more from New York

  Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"

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• (315): View more from New York

  What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Its 11 o'clock somewhere

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"

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  Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  SEX BINGO!

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  Canadian or clown?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Act your age.

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  I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.

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