Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm sobbing to NWA
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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