if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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