Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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