The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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