The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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