what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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