Umm I'm too high to move.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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