I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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