I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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