lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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