dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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