I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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