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(248): View more from Michigan

I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(801): View more from Utah

He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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(207): View more from Maine

DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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(847): View more from Illinois

I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.

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(217): View more from Illinois

He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!

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(404): View more from Georgia

May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.

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(757): View more from Virginia

IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP

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